I’m not going into details but multiply this post by five and you may get a picture of how I’m feeling now. I would not inflict this pain on anyone. I guess I should be thankful that this is the pregnancy affliction that I get, but really, I’m not feeling very thankful now. I really wish that I could take off work now, but no, I still have three hundred and fifty-four more weeks to go until my awesome baby arrives. Okay, I’m exaggerating, but I’m continuing the theme of not telling people my due date. It doesn’t help that my day job entails sitting on said ass for approximately eight hours a day minus the urination breaks that occur now about every thirty minutes. Why can’t they design cubical beds? Then at least I could get some relief from gravity. This baby must be very heavy for this to be causing a flare up so early. What I’m scared about is that it won’t go away until the baby is due which isn’t tomorrow!
I think I would take my sciatica back if I could get rid of my ass pain. I hope if nothing else, this post made you laugh for a moment because I said ass pain. Doesn’t this make you think of the Seinfeld episode about the Assman?